Suspicious Nanny [Unstable]

Suspicious Nanny [Unstable]Set: Unstable Type: Creature Human Spy Rigger Rarity: Uncommon Cost: {4}{U} Whenever Suspicious Nanny deals combat damage to a player, it reassembles target Contraption that player controls. (Gain control of it and move it onto one of your sprockets.) "Afternoon, folks. Lovely day for a stroll with my authentic human baby."

We order them to die

Set: Unhinged Type: Legendary Artifact Rarity: Rare Cost: {1000000} You choose all targets for all spells and abilities

but life itself never does

Spells cast by players wearing at least one item of women's clothing cost {1} less to cast

There will be no absolution

Set: Aether Revolt Type: Creature — Dwarf Pilot Rarity: Uncommon Cost: {1}{R}{W} Whenever Renegade Wheelsmith becomes tapped

When a creature is put onto the battlefield this way

they at least have the chance to climb atop a heap of bodies

Set: Seventh Edition Type: Creature — Cat Rarity: Uncommon Cost: {3}{G}{G} You may have Pride of Lions assign its combat damage as though it weren't blocked

Set: Magic 2010 Type: Artifact Rarity: Rare Cost: {5} Each creature gets +1/+1 for each other creature on the battlefield that shares at least one creature type with it

Set: Ice Age Type: Enchantment Rarity: Rare Cost: {3}{R}{R} When Curse of Marit Lage enters the battlefield

Few understand the DCI's rigorous decision-making process