The Emergency Box For Very Serious Whiskey Situations

The Emergency Box For Very Serious Whiskey SituationsFor Emergencies Of The Extremely Thirsty Kind Some emergencies require a first aid kit. Others require a tiny hammer, a dramatic red box and a suspiciously well timed bottle of morale support. This funny emergency box is the kind of gag gift that knows exactly what it is doing. It takes the classic break glass in case of emergency idea and turns it into a desktop sized crisis plan for people who believe stress management should come with a sense of

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TV room by your couch and wherever you want the phone to be held in place

Why settle for plain old footwear when you could slide your feet into a pair of lobsters

so you can punch it with abandon and not worry about it breaking or deflating

from skiing to running

have your own dance party

What makes this little lamp so giftable is the mix of cosy lighting and absurd presentation

The Double Cooler prevents dilution of the contents

It looks just like a chocolate bar but works like a real lighter

Artfully designed for optimal illuminating effects

and measuring roughly 5