This Butt Tape Dispenser Is a Little Guy Sitting on a Toilet and It Holds Your Tape, Pens, Paper Clips and Sticky Notes All in One Hilarious Desk Accessory

This Butt Tape Dispenser Is a Little Guy Sitting on a Toilet and It Holds Your Tape, Pens, Paper Clips and Sticky Notes All in One Hilarious Desk AccessoryMeet the Desk Accessory That's Going to Get You Called Into HR Look, nobody asked for a little blue guy sitting on a toilet to be the most functional thing on their desk. And yet, here we are. The Butt Tape Dispenser (yes, that's its actual name) is a multi purpose desk organiser that somehow manages to hold your tape, pens, paper clips, sticky notes, and business cards while also being the single funniest thing in any office. It's the kind of gift

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