Lizard Tales

Lizard TalesBy: Ron Shirley The star of TruTV's hit show, Lizard Lick Towing, shares stories of life as a small town repo man, as well as the "Ron isms" and "Ron osophy" he is known for. Crazier than a sack of rabid weasels? Country as cornflakes? Gooder than grits? You bet he is! Week after week, millions of viewers tune in to Lizard Lick Towing to watch Ron Shirley outsmart the fist swinging, gun toting folks whose vehicles hes been hired to repossess. Staring

He was determined to root out the criminals that had invaded the town

and we can choose to use them to make the world a better place

he’s packed up his motorcycle and returned to Red Hook to help to run the family restaurant—a job that comes with a tantalizing upside

three Russian assets have been exposed--including one of her own--and the CIA is convinced there's a mole in the department

the mean squirrel who lives next door

wowey illustrations and winks to the grown-up' Sunday Times

with no particular place to go

even today

the local drug dealer

the truth is more astonishing than any of them could have imagined

we can decontrsuct the barriers of time andgeography

ground-breaking ideas