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I Wish I Were A Unicorn So I Could Stab Idiots With My Head
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I Wish I Were A Unicorn So I Could Stab Idiots With My Head
I never said I was perfect I am a PISCES
I never said I was perfect I am an AQUARIUS
Dirty mind caring friend good heart filthy mouth smart ass kind soul sweet sinner humble
I'm A March Woman I Was Born With My Heart On My Sleeve
Tonight's Featured Performance Of The Marching Band's Halftime Show
It's only murder if they find a body otherwise it's just a MISSING PERSON now come here I got something to show you
I'm a proud father-in-law of a freaking awesome daughter-in-law
A fire in my soul and a mouth I can't control
I'm A May Woman I Was Born With My Heart On My Sleeve
I'm An August Woman I Was Born With My Heart On My Sleeve
I never said I was perfect I am a SAGITTARIUS
I didn't become a NURSE to get a front-row seat to other people's tragedies
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