Have You Eaten Grandma?

Have You Eaten Grandma?By: Gyles Brandreth Pedantic about punctuation or scrupulous about spelling? You'll love this hilarious and definitive guide to 21st century language from grammar guru Gyles Brandreth 'Brandreth excels . . . in all his linguistic joie de vivre' Guardian Don't know if it's, like, okay to say 'like'? Are your apostrophe's in the wrong place? Want to make fewer not less grammatical mistakes? Then do not despair, Have You Eaten Grandma? is the definitive

The city may pay an arcane price it can’t afford unless Elisa and her allies rise to the challenge

discussing her book Heather Has Two Mommies

Can't a girl take her eyes off her super-annoying little brother for ten minutes

in which he provides a knowing and witty guide to sexual conquest - a work whose alleged obscenity led to Ovid's banishment from Rome in AD 8

Except he was seventy miles away

one girl has the ability to break the spell that holds the social order in place

My First Busy Job

getting dressed

a man who shared Sedgewick’s macabre interest in both old English folklore and the occult

they will either find the grit to overcome the darkness or be consumed by it

For the girls

***** 'A warm