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2026 Wall Calendar Chickens are Why We Can't Have Nice Things
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2026 Wall Calendar Chickens are Why We Can't Have Nice ThingsAvailable for pre sale now! Calendars will start shipping December 10th! Our 12 month 2026 wall calendar: CHICKENS ARE WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS: Welcome to a whole 12 months of what were supposed to be elegant still life inspired chicken images but then: chickens. Are they eating the painstakingly constructed floral arrangements? Yes. Are they kicking over vintage glassware? Also, yes. Is there chicken poop? Maybe. Its a colorful, whimsical
they've even got gold thread accents for a little extra holiday sparkle
Welcome to a whole 12 months of what were supposed to be elegant still-life inspired chicken images
Light Blush (matte finish)
They are in immaculate condition
It's all elevated when it comes out of a chicken beak
International shipping is unavailable at this time
Because these are made from reclaimed brass
Unclear what sort of fabric but it seems like a cotton linen
expect minor surface imperfections and variations in color
You've been warned
days of the month organized in ascending order
Available in chicken
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