The De-Textbook

The De-TextbookBy: Cracked. com You are an idiot. Don't get defensive! It's not your fault. For decades your teachers, authority figures and textbooks have been lying to you. You do not have five senses. Your tongue doesn't have neatly segregated taste bud zones. You don't know what the pyramids really looked like. You're even pooping wrong Jesus, you're a wreck! But it's going to be okay. Because we're here to help. Packed with more sexy facts than the Encyclopedia

the narrative unfolds delicately

The titular "prisoner" is Albertine

this all-encompassing embroidery stitch book has something for everyone to love

From that single beginning

Some peace and quiet on the picturesque Tattwell plantation is just what she needs to start fresh

supplemented by pencil drawings and full-color maps to give the novice and intermediate birder a full range of visual information

author of The Element

she survived—and history changed

comes a classic collection of science fiction tales and what-if scenarios

from military buffs to policy wonks to gearheads

the handsome aristocrat finds himself in a passionate love affair with a Parisian woman of Polish heritage

brash and always knows the right thing to say