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How to Survive a Garden Gnome Attack

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How to Survive a Garden Gnome AttackBy: Chuck Sambuchino Move over zombies and adolescent vampires. Theres a new threat in townand its only twelve inches tall. How to Survive a Garden Gnome Attack is the only comprehensive survival guide that will help you prevent, prepare for, and ward off an imminent home invasion by the common garden gnome. Once thought of as harmless yard decorations, evidence is mounting that these smiling lawn statues are poised and ready to wreck havoc. The

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