A Guide To Sleeping Like A Zombie

A Guide To Sleeping Like A Zombie52 cards with 52 ways to play dead (in bed).. 0 brain activity. Maximum horizontal. Finally sleep advice that doesnt involve chanting, crystals, or selling your soul to Gwyneth. This deck is your unofficial manual to becoming dead to the world (but, like, peacefully). Each card offers practical tips, calming prompts, or just a gentle reminder to stop scrolling at 2: 37am. No snooze apps. No pseudoscience. Just sleep the undead way. Because rest is the

They won’t cure your workload or your attention span

This is an Upside Down Dog Hanging by Its Tail

This is a mouse mat with a happy face

Questionable practicality

For when your stationery needs to bring the heat

or anywhere you want a tiny dose of chaos to distract you from actual responsibility

Looks like a bear

work happy with this novelty tumbler with a lid and straw

It’s memory foam

and probably while blasting a cassette

but less effective - and cheaper

Soft and squishy - this gummy bear wrist rest is here to cradle your wrist and your increasingly questionable life choices