Unstable Unicorns: NSFW

Unstable Unicorns: NSFWWarning: NSFW!!! (Unless your boss appreciates a good deck joke.) If 69% of your conversations involve dirty jokes and inappropriate COMMENTS, you're going to love the new NSFW edition of Unstable Unicorns. The game play is the same as the beloved classic but the unicorns are significantly Hornier. Are all the cards sexual? F*** neigh! Some are just delightfully disgusting. This new edition combines all the cards from the Unstable Unicorns: NSFW Pack

Sacrifice a creature: You gain life equal to the sacrificed creature's toughness

Round to round

Set: Shadowmoor Type: Legendary Artifact Creature — Scarecrow Rare Cost: {2/W}{2/U}{2/B}{2/R}{2/G} ({2/W} can be paid with any two mana or with {W}

{2}{U}{U}: Return Palinchron to its owner's hand

Fill your Dungeons & Dragons games with deadly monsters from the Monster Manual

Set: Oath of the Gatewatch Promos Type: Legendary Creature — Human Ally Mythic Cost: {4}{W} When General Tazri enters the battlefield

An apple a day might keep the doctor away in the real world

return it to its owner's hand at the beginning of the next end step

sacrifice Palladia-Mors unless you pay {R}{G}{W}

which leaves when they all arrive

very small deck of cards

Maralen sent Veesa