This Book Is Not a Present

This Book Is Not a PresentBy: Max Greenfield Illustrator: Mike Lowery A hilarious picture book companion to I Don't Want to Read This Book by actor Max Greenfield. We all know kids who carry a book everywhere they go. Kids who can't stop reading, even if it's long after bedtime. Kids who love nothing more than sitting quietly in the corner, turning page after page This book is a love letter to all the other kids. The ones who wouldn't dream of asking for a book as a present.

It’s pug-o’-war

But what makes a dish authentically Italian versus Italian-American

Let the smashing commence

Michael Chu

A group of evil aliens from the planet Mogadore

The wacky war that began the day the girls arrived isn't over yet

and expresses his feelings through theirs

the narrator will describe the different activities they experience like meeting the teacher

and peculiar places in America's historical landscape: the strange

struggles towards consciousness twenty-four days and nights after his wife has left him

her partner Max Caplan has his own problems at home

winner of the John Dos Passos Prize for Literature