Inappropriate Door Mat - No C's

Inappropriate Door Mat - No C'sMake a statement at your door Keep negativity out! No Cunts Now look, if you're not afraid to whack a swearsie on your doorstep, we're not afraid to sell them! We take no responsibility for offended Mother In Laws Posties Door to door salesmen Jehovahs Witnesses 40 x 60cm size Doormats are exclusively cured with an anti shed treatment, resulting in the longest life coir mats on the market. (Ooh!) We're highly absorbent, holding up to 10x the weight in

Perfect gift for Dad

and mildly  ( or very )offensive

I identify as someone who doesn't give a fuck

our mats are ethically made by the Grand-daddies of coir in its native Kerala

Wear this fancy apron to shut them the fuck up

Perfect Gift for someone who is going through a divorce

80 sheets (160 pages) of white lined paper

will soon become a favourite in your tea towel drawer

Funny and heartfelt gift for the true friends in your inner cunt circle

just like me and you

Perfect to make any pasta dish more exciting

they’re the perfect mix of sarcasm