Goblin Welder [Judge Gift Cards 2011]

Goblin Welder [Judge Gift Cards 2011]Set: Judge Gift Cards 2011 Type: Creature Goblin Artificer Rare Cost: {R} {T}: Choose target artifact a player controls and target artifact card in that player's graveyard. If both targets are still legal as this ability resolves, that player simultaneously sacrifices the artifact and returns the artifact card to the battlefield. "I wrecked your metal guy, boss. But look! I made you an ashtray."

there is no meal like the present

sacrifice Nicol Bolas unless you pay {U}{B}{R}

except it's an artifact in addition to its other types

Set: Mirrodin Type: Artifact — Equipment Uncommon Cost: {2} Equipped creature has haste and shroud

whether in this life or the next

Set: Commander 2016 Type: Sorcery Rare Cost: {6}{B} Choose target player and another target player

Set: Legends Type: Creature — Angel Rarity: Uncommon Cost: {3}{B}{B} Flying

Set: Exodus Type: Enchantment Rare Cost: {3}{R} Whenever a creature enters the battlefield

Set: Masters 25 Type: Artifact Mythic Cost: {3} Creatures with power greater than the number of cards in your hand can't attack

Set: Kaladesh Inventions Type: Artifact — Equipment Mythic Cost: {3} Equipped creature gets +2/+2 and has protection from green and from blue

They only specify the consequences should you fail

the maiden phoenix